Free Sandwich
Pajama Jeans
Belly Fat Blast
Magic Jack Plus
Sexy Liberal Show
Walk in Tub
Walk in Tub
Tool
Forearm Forklift
I'm visualizing a lizard with a fat belly on a forklift eating a sandwich and wearing pajama jeans. So wrong.
Any goofy spam landed in your folder lately?
Any goofy spam landed in your folder lately?
Those are funny indeed. :)
ReplyDeleteMy spam has been romantic lately. "Hello Dearest One" and "Create special love."
there's way too much so and so wants to meet you sorts of things in mine. Pretty hilarious since I'm married and 7 months pregnant, I'm sure Mr. So and so would not appreciate showing up on a date with me with my watermelon belly tagging along.
ReplyDeleteHa! You have a great imagination, Leslie.
ReplyDeleteWow! Wonder how you got on those lists. My spam's pretty predictable and boring in comparison.
ReplyDeleteOMG, all that's need is Sham WOW! That's hilarious. Um, yes I know the silly place. it's when I'm with you and Lisa <<<333
ReplyDeleteI'm still trying to figure out what a forearm forklift is???
ReplyDeleteI'm just at a loss???
I've won the Swiss lottery and I'm giving everyone a million dollars from that just as soon as I get the money!
I am also being offered the best male p****. Not sure if I'm still interested anymore.
And all my dreams are going to come true.
Don't spend that million dollars yet!!!
Heather
Ha, ha. My spam isn't as funny as this, or maybe I'm not in the frame of mind to see it as funny. I receive the ones for male enhancement and medication.
ReplyDeleteI like your spam better than mine. Like Medeia, I get all that you-know-what enlargement and Viagra spam. Can't be funny and "clean" with that. Heh heh.
ReplyDeleteI get those "enhancement" opportunities too. I feel sorry for the poor schmoo who believes them.
ReplyDeleteThose are hilarious! I'm knocking on wood as I say this, but I generally don't get any spam at all... not sure why I'm so lucky but I hope it stays that way :)
ReplyDeleteToo much stuff. So much Viagra/banking/whatever junk. It's so annoying!
ReplyDeleteI get the viagra, "you've won a million bazillion dollars from a Nigerian prince" stuff. If only it were legit...
ReplyDeleteSarah Allen
(my creative writing blog)
I usually just get the viagra one. There have been a few who've offered to write a post for my blog, but it's obvious they've never read my blog. I think I've had the "enhancement" ones too. Wonder how many people have been suckered into buying them. :P
ReplyDeleteYeah, I get the viagra one, too, lol.
ReplyDeleteYou have a very unique spam--should I congratulate you? Hehe!
HI. Thanks you for following Coffee With Jeff. Do you want to be a part of the show? We've got something new in mind. Let me know if you are interested. coffeewithjeff@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteSo funny! I can see why it sent you into fits of laughter. I always get the craziest stuff in my spam folder!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure of it now. The Lint Lizard is stalking me. I think I just saw it dash around the corner of my laundry room.
ReplyDeleteThat is so very odd...lol
ReplyDeleteI can see why it made you slap happy:)
A writer friend of mine recently shared that he's collecting the names that come with his spam. The made-up "senders."
ReplyDeleteHe has a list and will check it when he needs a new character name!
Holy cats, what an amazing collection! My spam lately seems to involve shoes, dresses, and products to make things larger. My favorites, though, are the random assortments of words that *almost* make sense. At least, if you're tired and slap-happy!
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