If you give your cat some freedom,
it may dart out from under a table.
If the cat darts out from under a table, the fiend will trip you.
If you trip and face plant on the tile, taking a dining room chair along for the ride, you will sprain your wrist.
(which hurts more than a break I'm told
I TOTALLY believe it)
If you sprain your wrist, you will have to wear one of these.
If you wear a wrist splint, you will have to type with one hand and take pain killers.
If you take pain killers, your cat will have total freedom and you won't care anymore.
I'm over at Lisa Gail Green's Blog
PARANORMAL POINT OF VIEW
this week discussing the issue of...
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When critique partners don't agree
BEWARE OF THE CAT